Next, since all the chords have to be detuned down into sub-sonic octaves, you're going to have to get rid of those pussy regular strings and find some piano wire and maybe that old coax cable that was left when they came and repo'd your comcast box and tv (cuz you're poor as shit).
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Although occasionally a keyboard or synth is thrown in, true death metal artists uses primarily guitars and drums to achieve its sonic butchery, and they ostracise and ridicule bands that use anything else they retaliate to this bastardization of their sound by labelling such bands as "symphonic" or "melodic".Īlthough being all about violence and gore, the artists who come up with these lyrics are usually afraid of needles and faint at the sight of REAL blood.ĭeath metal requires a both heavy chugging sound like an old deisel truck going over a bumpy road to and more midrange grind reminiscent of that horrifying bowel movement you had last Thursday squatting over a stump full of yellow-jackets.īeing a death metal guitarist means you buying a guitar that is shaped like it was intended to be a medieval battle axe or big letter "V" from Sesame Street. The desired sound can be simulated by throwing a cat and a running chainsaw into your clothes dryer and setting it to "High". Musicians all around the world were amazed and stunned at the Pandora's box of musical brutality and violence that had been unleashed, and created bands to rant about their favorite torture-method or political figure.ĭeath Metal is all about being as heavy as possible and singing about the most horrific violence/ rape conceivable. The resulting creation of this agonizing music